In Alphabetical Order
Ayr. Industrial. Have been there to watch a Scottish Grand National and a mundane Saturday Evening Flat meeting. Most Nationals become Zoos after a couple of races (see Fairyhouse) and Ayr is no exception. But sat down with a pint in the enclosure and found another chap on a similar mission to my own. Race meetings are full of nice people who like to chat. The Ayr entrance is not inviting and other stands need at least a like of paint. Sharp track. Easy enoughto get to from Belfast with Larne Boat.
Bangor wasn't a highlight. Seemed a strange spot to drive to as you come through some middle class housing estate. Very flat course but with good banks to watch from. The finish is a problem as you are standing at right angles and its impossible to make a judgement. Parade ring is fine and I found staff very helpful. Sorry but not keen on that Bangor/Chesterbet thing. Seems a con for unknowing punters. We left and thought just 'ticked off'.
Went to Cartmel with Steve on a Sunday in May 2017. Liked the drive on the narrow roads til found myself behind a horsebox meeting a caravan. Arrived an hour early thinking there would be a lot more traffic. Seems that the locals arrive about 4 hrs in advance to claim their individual named picnic sites right on the edge of the course. Looks great. A pre requisite for Cartmel would be a sober driver as none of the picnickers seem keen to leave quickly after the last. We had fun trying to find the best viewing position and agreed on the little stand behind the 'main' stand. You can see about 40% of the action but, like Bangor, you will be at right angles to the finishing line. Well positioned big screens in this quirky layout. Great views of the countryside.
Steve and I returned to Cheltenham for the Festival in 2017. Very impressed with the new layout and walkways above the parade ring. We hurried in at 1030 each morning and settled ourselves in the sunshine at the seats outside the See You Then Bar. Had a couple of Guinness and chatted to friends and whoever strolled by between then and 1230hrs. Watched the racing from the lawn at the third pillar down from the rails in the Club Enclosure. That bit was packed for the Supreme Novice Hurdle but we found that it easy viewing for the rest of the races, even the G1s. Impressed with the organised exit speed from the car park (unlike Sandown). Food outlets are always busy. It is strange to watch people queueing for food as the horses leave the parade ring for the Champion Hurdle. Surely if they have made the trek, could food not wait? In November 2017 we went to the BetVictor chase weekend we found that in front of the new Princess Royal stand provides an excellent view of the racing. You are standing half way between the last and the finish line. If a close finish, large screen just in front of you. For the easiest access, come in from the top of that stand.
Went to the Chester Cup in May 2016. Since I had just driven from a day out at Brighton, I was tired but I did feel that Chester disappointed a little. Liked the walkway underneath the track which gives you access to the inside. Laughed a little at the first floor glass viewing area for the footballers and entourage. We could watch them watching the racing. There were no seats in Tattersalls on the entrance side obviously to cram as many as possible into the bars. The lady at the entrance couldn't work the till and seemed quite annoyed that I hadn't bought a ticket beforehand. It was more expensive to get into Tatts there than the Club Enclosure at Newmarket 4 days earlier to watch Minding win the 1000 Guineas. The programme was a fiver and an inch thick with ads but no Racing Post form. I bought a steak pie for £7 but was told if I wanted gravy, 'it was a pound extra'. I was looking forward to seeing the Roodeye track but because of the marquees in the inside of the track, in Tatts you saw no horses until they appeared at the right angled bend 3 furlongs out. And it really is a right angle. If going again best views are either high in the Silver Ring or definitely on the walls outside the course. Wifi and 4G seems to be blocked except for the sponsoring bookies. And then there is Chesterbet, a Tote with another slice taken of it. A local said to me, that 'they would charge you to breathe the air, if they could.' For me, not value.
One of my local tracks is Down Royal which won Irish Racecourse of the Year in 2017. A well organised track. Dan and I stand at Pitch No 12 on the same line as Sean Grahams. It is mainly a flattish track about 1 mile 6f round with a slight uphill gradient to the finish. Ted Walsh praises the fences. 'Have to be jumped.' Always busy especially on JMW Wine day and Friday nights during the summer. New edition recently is a large marquee for all, in case of rain. I enjoy working there and think it a credit to Mike Todd and his team. The racing is competitive and bookies tend to do bettethere than at Downpatrick where sometimes G Elliott and W Mullins just farm the place. I have a great view from my stool at the line nearest the course. Recently the track have provided decent large screens for people to watch the racing on the far side. Only about 1m 2f round, Downpatrick is very much a switchback course. The hill in the final 2 furlongs is fierce. So fierce in fact as they go into the dip before the final climb they go out of sight to all of us close to the finish. That doesn't come across on TV. It is a bit like Tramore. If going, be advised that Downpatrick town itself is a shocking bottleneck for traffic, especially on a Friday afternoon.
When I thought this task might be possible, Steve and I used to cover 4 or 5 at a time. One of our most pleasant days was at Ludlow in Shropshire. Entry staff couldn't be more helpful and there are great big Armitage Shanks urinals. Something you rarely see. Amazing what stays in your head. Always decent racing for a small track with good prize money. Said hello to Evan Williams who was very polite. The track is a flat rectangle with the shorter sides at both ends. Ludlow has fantastic views of the racing. You are able to climb up in the stands to higher than the TV cameras and see everything totally unrestricted.
In May 2017 I did the Cartmel/Pontefract double. Wouldn't say that the town itself is totally inviting. However the course itself has a lovely majestic entrance with plenty of grass and trees. Nice new parade ring. The stands themselves facing the course are a little bit tired. The Course is nearly two miles round, the last 6 furlongs are straight uphill. Something I didn't realise from watching TV. Need a hardy animal to win there. Nice touch from the course to provide a transit to take people down to the 5f or 6f start so that they could see the sprint starts close up. Seemed to be popular with disabled racegoers. Backed Ms Paige Fuller in the last to win at a big price. Nice day.
In 2017 I returned to Thurles to take in the Kinloch Brae won that day by Sizing John. The last time I was there was 1978 and to be honest, I don't think they have done that much to the facilities since. The lady serving coffee thought I was mad to do a day trip from North Down. The course still has a lovely view and seems very fair with a nice little uphill finish. You can see why top trainers bring young horses to it. The feeding facilities for racegoers are a touch primitive but I really liked the intimate parade ring where you could overhear Jack Kennedy briefing Gordon post race on The Storyteller, Eddie O'Leary congratulating Jessie on Sizing John 'the horse deserved it', Willie talking to owners. I also seemed to be the only person in the stand cheering home Realt Mor at 25s in a handicap hurdle. What was not to like? David Ashworth, from the Racing Post, in his tour of UK and Irish Racecourses rated Thurles in last place of them all. I think that very unfair. The place exudes a warm welcome and Kinloch Brae Day always has good quality racing. And they don't rip you off
A lesson learnt at the Thurles meeting in 1978. Paul and I were on a student jolly in the South . Very little money. A day at Thurles was fun. We were betting in pennies. Just before the bumper, Paul said that he fancied an unraced one called Baby Isle at 10/1. Was going to have a tenner on it, a big enough bet in those days for students. Might have bought you eight pints then. I asked him how much he was behind. He said £18. I suggested that he have £2 on it with the theory that if it won, he would be clear and if it didn't, it was just another small loss. Thought for a moment and then agreed. Baby Isle led from the start, never saw another horse and won hard held by 20 lengths. He has never forgiven me. Have never again advised anyone on the size of their bet.
Wealth Warning. Any decisions made (or not) or the basis of any information in this site are the sole responsibility of the reader. There is no obligation on me to follow my own advice (Gary). I take no responsibility for (but am keen to hear of) any factual errors. Previous years ‘stats on stats’ would suggest we may identify a decent priced winner from manageable groups every three or four races. I tend to improve as a tipster as the week goes on, possibly too worried on the Tuesday. It is believed that Savello (2014 Grand Annual) took from Golden Chieftain (2013 3m hcap chase) the record for breaking the most stats in a race. Stands now at 8. Cole Harden equalised with 8 in the 2015 World Hurdle. Remember, after you have cursed/laughed at me and given up totally on trends, they will come back to bite. Always happens. Usually on Gold Cup Day Beware GO SEA - Groundless Optimism Syndrome Encouraged by Alcohol. A Cotswold condition very common at this time of year.